Showing posts with label Professor Kent. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Professor Kent. Show all posts

5.26.2013

Congo Chronicle 20: The Vanishing Airplanes!

After weeks of travelling, our intrepid trio finally arrives at the coast - the west coast, to be specific.  (Of Africa, if you haven't been paying attention.)  Freetown, Sierra Leone, to be more specific, which as you probably already know was a British Crown Colony during World War II, as well as the largest port on Africa's west coast.  At any rate, seems word has spread quickly that Congo Bill and company have reached civilization quickly!


But before he can solve another mystery, Bill has one more task to complete, as he and - GAAAAH, what?!?


Yes, gentle readers, the sad tale that I've been foreshadowing has finally come to pass, in panel THREE of the story for crissakes.  With a heartfelt "Well, there they go," Congo Bill says goodbye to his bachelor companion, noted botanist and archaeologist Professor Joe (or maybe James) Kent. Look at how forlorn Joe (or maybe James) looks at Bill's shoulder.  Things have been rough between them for several months now, what with the friction between Joe's (or maybe James') academic pursuits, and Bill's thirst for action and fisticuffs - the constant girlish chattering of Sheila probably only made things worse.  I'm betting Joe (or maybe James) is hoping Bill will tearfully come after him, beg him to stay in Africa looking for rare plants and/or lost civilizations, and never leave his side.  Maybe a little something like this:




But, times and paper rationing being what they were during WWII (The Big One), I'm sure the editors chose to gloss over such sentimentality for the sake of getting on with the he-man adventuring.  Though Professor Kent (and, thankfully, Sheila Hanlen) will never be heard from again in the Jungle Annals, you'll discover that Congo Bill will fill the void in his heart with a steady succession of fit young British Airmen, bearded lost scientists, and eventually, a loincloth-clad jungle boy.  But more on that later, on with adventure. Seems a steady stream of British planes have been taking off from Freetown headed for Cairo - and disappearing mid-flight!  Let's hear from the first of Congo Bill's new friends, Dick (tee hee) McCarthy!


Congo Bill lands when he spots what he believes to be a downed British plane.  But what's this - a trick?  Nice try, Uncle Adolf....now how about a little five-finger Jungle Justice?


Ka-POWIE!

But then - - 


Bill, like the RAF boys before him, is taken as a prisoner of war.  Luckily, the Krauts realize what a prize they've taken!


Don't panic, Congoids, we all know that our boy Bill would never sell out to the Huns!  But he plays along just long enough for Big Dick McCarthy to come looking for him!


(Why Major Joyce didn't just send a squadron out instead of calling on Congo Bill in the first place may have crossed your mind as it did mine, dear reader, but - - oh, wait, look over there!)


Yes!  Bill's longshot scheme of igniting gasoline with a lit cigarette - crazy, RIGHT? - works, against all odds!  The captured airmen are saved!  But - what about the Nazi horde, surely they won't escape the law of the Jungle, will they?  Ha, not if Bill and his tommy gun have anything to say about it.  AND THEY DO! 


Wow, look at the size of it!  

That's all for now, stay tuned for more of Congo Bill's post-Professor Kent overcompensation!

Congo Chronicle 19: The Golden Idol!


In the striking establishing shot above, fashion conscious readers will notice that Congo Bill has swapped his usual ecru jersey for one of Superman's-hair blue.  Never fear, the change is only superficial - he's still up to his inexplicable-yet-macho tricks, like shooting a cup out of a thirsty man's hand!


Bill drives the point home with a good right hook!  You'll drink when Congo Bill sez so and like it, see?


Well, I guess he had good cause.  Seems all the pools in the vicinity are poisoned.  Not only that, but there's a Golden Idol in the middle of the jungle with Emerald Eyes, and any man who tries to steal the gems is killed instantly!  Isn't that right, Lester Drake?


Say, I see Sheila Hanlen is still hanging around tossing off pointless bon mots, but where's Professor Kent been during all the excitement?


Sigh.  As often as I've warned Professor Kent that his obsession with rare plants was driving a wedge between he and Congo Bill, and now Sheila seems to be driving the point home for her own selfish reasons.

The intrepid party finally finds the mysterious Idol and it's oddly phallic staircase! Strange, but...not too strange for Africa!


But it seems THIS trail is none too happy, as...


A gold prospector turns up and a thrilling round of introductions ensues!


But all isn't kosher with Herr Fortescue!


Suspect?!  Yankee Dog??!  CLEARLY you don't know with whom you're dealing, Ratzi! Congo Bill is on to your villainous scheme!


Fortescue makes his escape.  But evildoers can never escape the the pull of JUNGLE JUSTICE


With a canteen of normal water, maybe.  BUT NOT WITH A CANTEEN OF THE POISONED WATER THAT CONGO BILL COLLECTED FOR TESTING!  Take THAT, Kraut! A victim of your own depraved medicine!


Well, everything REALLY tied up nicely this time, hmmm?  Then why does Professor Kent look so glum?  Find out NEXT TIME!

Congo Chronicle 18: The Jungle Film!

Still on his way to the coast with "good friend" Professor Kent and professional harpy Sheila Hanlen, Congo Bill comes across a strange sight!

Bill's careful choice of words seem to indicate that other ethnicities being buried up to their necks might not be such a big problem. Also, for you in-the-know hepcats out there, the red sky in the background places this adventure squarely during the Crisis on Infinite Earths!

But - what's this?  Looks like that crazy fool Bill has stumbled onto the only 1940's-era jungle film to actually film in a real jungle!


The effects of the inter-dimensional crisis have already taken hold, changing history so that Professor Kent's first name is now James, not Joe as previously recounted.  Is this the only change to affect our heroes? Stay tuned, Jungle Bunnies!

Well, fantastic. Not only has Sheila insinuated herself into Bill's boys-only he-man adventure club, now she's an actress all of a sudden?  Miss Hanlen, I know Maureen O'Sullivan, and you're no Maureen O'Sullivan. I hope the script calls for her to be buried up to her neck. Or even better -  mauled by a ferocious lion! 


Oh, but...damn, seems like the lion wasn't really supposed to attack.  There's a saboteur on the loose!


Hmmmph, those sissy Hollywood types, always giving up so easy.  Don't worry, mama's boy, Bill has a plan!


Ah, the old plant-a-fake-clue-to-draw-the-killer-out scheme, eh?  Well played, CB!

Seems the local natives have a cave stocked full of precious elephant tusks, which the assistant gaffer wants all to himself.  Will he succeed? Well - the film's working title isn't Jungle Justice for nothing... 


It sure is, Bill.  That's not all that's over, as we find out in the next adventure, as you reach - The Coast!

Congo Chronicle 17: Jungle Drums!

So, where were we? Ah, yes, Action Comics #41 finds Bill, Prof, and nosy tag-along Sheila "headed for the coast". Along the way, they stop at a British military post, where...

Who could be whipping the blacks into a frenzy? A huge white man, naturally!
Bill is going to get to the bottom of this in no time, and loyal Professor Kent will brook no argument, he's going with him! But, next morning, as on so many mornings before, a groggy Joe Kent rolls over to find a tear-stained note....
Well, Bill, suit yourself. But mark my words, your action-hungry ways might just cost you the security of a life on the fringes of academia if you're not careful!

The "huge white man" hears of Congo Bill's coming, and we find out his underlying motives for stirring up the natives...he's a dirty kraut!


When Bill arrives at the native village, Scheller dishes out the hospitality but our man of action ain't buying!

Bill challenges the Ratzi swine to hand-to-hand combat, in order to prove to the natives that no force is stronger than good ol' American brawn!

What follows are several scenes reminiscent of the fevered late-night dreams of yours truly, usually involving gladiators and/or at least three of the Baldwin brothers; suffice it to say the German sweinhund, though larger and stronger, is no match for the lithe American athleticism of Congo Bill!

Everyone knows the only way a Nazi can subdue one of our American boys is via teutonic trickery, and in a sneak attack Bill is pinned to the ground!

Just then, Professor Kent arrives by plane and rushes toward Bill's prostate...oh wait, no, I read that wrong....

Bill is safe, thanks to the sudden burst of manhood from Professor Kent, but what of Herr Scheller? Auf wiedersehn, Ratzi! Say 'guten tag' to a little something we like to call Jungle JUSTICE!

What's next for our heroes, will they ever make it to the "coast"? STAY TUNED!

Congo Chronicle 16: The Prehistoric Valley!

Welcome back, Congophiles! This week, from Action Comics #40, Congo Bill braves the dangers of The Prehistoric Valley!

The adventure starts, as such adventures often do, with the thrilling quest for rare fl...aw, Jeezus, Kent, I warned you once...you'd best mind yourself or Bill's going to find a rare flower of his own. Yes, that's foreshadowing.


Next morning, Prof seems to have dyed his hair and mustache and lost about thirty pounds...too little, too late Kent, to keep Congo Bill from adventuring!
"Lay" of the land indeed. How about a little mammarian symbolism? Careful, Bill....once you pass the mounds of Venus, things can get hairy!
Oh, my friend, your nightmare's just beginning. How about a little more of that symbolism we discussed earlier, hmmm?

You're in it now, buddy. But where was I? Oh, yes, inside the cave, Bill finds a mad scientist and his neice, reminiscent of Chronicle 8's Scientist/Step-daughter duo.

Seems Dr. Hanlen is keen on getting back to civilization and claiming credit for discovering the Prehistoric Valley, but Sheila thinks he's lost his marbles! She pulls Bill aside to plot their takeover of the cave when:

Bill tries to disarm the crazed scientist but as everyone knows, the strength of the insane is not to be underestimated!

Enjoy the embrace of a man, Bill, it may be the last one you get for a while. Oh, look, more foreshadowing!

The Professor darts out of the cave, not having the benefit of knowing, as all true Congophiles do, that THE WAYS OF JUSTICE ARE OFTEN STRANGE.

Wow, that's an amazing story, don't you think so Professor Kent?

I warned you Kent, and now look - all you can think about is your damn plants, and CONGO BILL IS MAKING EYES AT LITTLE MISS SHEILA HANLEN, AND TOSSING OFF SEXIST 1940'S "COMPLIMENTS" TO BOOT!

What could this possibly mean, dear readers? Has the blonde minx Sheila Hanlen finally accomplished what others before her have failed to do, destroy the fabled "companionship" of Congo Bill and Professor Kent?!?!? STAY TUNED!

Meanwhile, elsewhere in Action Comics #40....



Clark Kent reveals the secret of his success!












Zatara goes someplace together with his boys!










The Black Pirate leaves his poopdeck unguarded!











Pep Morgan makes his mark with a quick "job"!










Mr. America sneaks out of a hotel!








And the Three Aces confirm all my suspicions!